Several years ago a friend of mine handed me a list of spiritual one-liners. I want to share that list with you. I have no idea where my friend got these, but there’s some good stuff here.
Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find that God lives there.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – God will clean them.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers “the fruit of the Spirit” over “religious nuts.”
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you controls you.
Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The will of God never takes you to where the grace of God can’t protect you.
We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation ever is: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.